Juries in Europe: In conclusion, we think a nice ballad in French should win ☺️
The public:
France and Switzerland were SOOOOO cocky and then Italy got that 300 points like
the Italian hosts spent a night saying “they won’t win, but if they win, I’m gonna strip right here” and
why italy should win eurovision: a thread
- maneskin are objectively the hottest people in europe rn and if they won the boomers would be pissed off
- we are the most homoerotically homophobic country in europe, which would make for a very interesting esc 2022.
- italian hosts either speak no english or very poor english, so you get to make fun of them!! yay!!!
- we have been sending quality songs for like 30 years and we have not won once, which I think is very pastaphobic of you.
- just think how funny it would be to see us all panic because we have literally no money to even build a stage
- for the aforementioned reason, we will probably use the roman arena in verona and tell you its because of our Heritage, but trust me, it’s not. very simply, we have been broke since the end of the roman empire
Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎄It’s been a year, but hopefully everyone is safe and enjoying the holidays. Here’s my Christmas card for this year, lots of hair and antlers, my favorite.
#christmas #christmascards #reindeer #traditionalart #artistsoninstagram #originalcharacter (at Vintage Winter Park)
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It’s SPOOKY TIME!!! 🎃🎃🎃
Despite COVID, I hope everyone has a wonderful, safe, and SoOpPy Halloween. Wish I participated in Drawloween this year but oh well. Enjoy puppet Jezzable as she stares into your soul.
#halloween #spookyseason #pumpkinseason (at Vintage Winter Park)
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